Jokes

Little-Boy-PeeingA late show presenter went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize! She explained, ‘It was mid winter, snowing and cold, and we were going skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah. It was a day trip (no overnight).’ They were strangers, after all and truly had never met before. The outing was fun, the skiing great, and the coffee hot. The day was uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon.

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NunA cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and  notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She  asks him why he is staring.

He replies: 'I have a question to ask you but I  don't want to offend you.'

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Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.  It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves; Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won’t feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It’s not just in some of us; it’s in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.

Marianne Williamson