Alcohol does not make you fat

It makes you lean

…against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.


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True happiness is to enjoy the present, without anxious dependence upon the future, not to amuse ourselves with either hopes or fears but to rest satisfied with what we have, which is sufficient, for he that is so wants nothing. The great blessings of mankind are within us and within our reach. A wise man is content with his lot, whatever it be, without wishing for what he has not.

Seneca (4 B.C. - 65 A.D., Spanish-born Roman Statesman, philosopher)