An Irishman was cleaning his rifle when he accidentally shot his wife. He immediately dialed 000

Irishman . . .  ‘ITS MY WIFE. I ACCIDENTLY SHOT HER! I THINK I MAY HAVE KILLED HER!’

Operator . . . ‘PLEASE TRY TO CALM DOWN SIR. CAN YOU MAKE SURE SHE’S REALLY DEAD?’

Short silence . . . CLICK. BANG.

Irishman . . . ‘OK. DONE THAT, WHAT NOW?’


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