Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married.
One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.
As she prepared tea he sat looking at her old Hammond organ,
The young minister noticed a cute glass bowl sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!
When she returned with tea and scones he asked, 'I was wondering if you would tell me about this', pointing to the bowl.
'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'isn't it wonderful?
I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground and the directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease, and you know I haven't had the flu all winter.'
