A late show presenter went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize! She explained, ‘It was mid winter, snowing and cold, and we were going skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah. It was a day trip (no overnight).’ They were strangers, after all and truly had never met before. The outing was fun, the skiing great, and the coffee hot. The day was uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. ‘We were driving back down the mountain, when I gradually began to realise that I should not have had that extra latte. We were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and my companion recognised my discomfort and suggested I try to hold it, which worked for a while. Then there came a point where I told him that he had better stop and let me go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car.’

They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started to pee. In the deep snow she didn’t have good footing so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. He stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing however she soon became aware of another sensation.

‘As I bent to pull up my pants I discovered that my buttocks were firmly frozen against the car’s fender!’

Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment she answered her date’s concerns about ‘what is taking so long‘ with a reply that she was ‘freezing her butt off ‘ and in need of some assistance! He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and he burst out laughing. She too got the giggles, and when they finally managed to compose themselves they assessed her dilemma.

Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realised that there was only one way to get her free. As she looked the other way her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her bottom off the fender.

‘Did you ever see the young man again,’ asked the presenter.

‘Yes I married him, ‘ she replied. ‘He’s sitting right here next to me.’