| 29 September 2010
Don't join dangerous cults: Always practice safe sects.
You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
When you've seen one shopping center you've seen the mall.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway.. One hat said to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'
