| 24 July 2010
A bicycle can’t stand alone, it’s two tired.- A backward poet writes inverse.
- When a chicken crosses the road it’s poultry in motion.
- If you don’t pay an exorcist you can get repossessed.
- A will is a dead giveaway.
- Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
- Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I’ll show you A-flat miner.
- When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
- A guy fell onto an upholstery machine and fully recovered.
- He broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.
- A calendar’s days are numbered.
- A boiled egg is hard to beat.
- He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
- When a short fortune teller escapes from prison, look for a small medium at large.
- Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end
